It’s 8 January 2010.  I know what you’re all thinking… Happy 75th Birthday, Elvis! Here is the first man to wear a scarf unabashedly. And he made it his signature in his later years, as he occasionally handed out his sweat-drenched scarves to hyperventilating fans during his concerts. Sounds gross.  But to be honest, I would have been all over it.  Elvis will always...